SPLIT TONGUED SPAWN.

IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT ON HUNTINGTON PKWY. WHICH MEANS THE WHOLE STREET IS MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED INTO A FIESTA! LITERALLY. EVERY OTHER HOUSE ON MY BLOCK HAS THEIR CARS BLARING SPANISH MUSIC, AND THROUGH MY WINDOW I HEAR DRUNKEN, CHIPPER LAUGHTER. IS IT ODD THAT I HAVE GROWN TO FIND THIS COMFORTING? I LIE IN BED, ENTANGLED IN THE SOUND WAVES OF CRICKETS AND AN ARAGONESE JOTA. I FIND BEAUTY WITHIN THINGS OUTSIDE THE NORM. SPEAKING OF OUTSIDE THE NORM, CAN I MENTION HOW ABSOLUTELY ABNORMALLY PETRIFIED I AM OF SNAKES. SHAKEN TO THE CORE SO MUCH THAT I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES AND CLUTCH ONTO A FRIENDS ARM WHEN I AM WATCHING THE JUNGLE BOOK, AND THE CARTOON SERPENT APPEARS IN A SCENE. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. THUS EXPLANATION WOULD CLEARLY DEFINE WHY I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THE SECOND HARRY POTTER MOVIE, "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS". I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID THAT I DID NOT SKIP A FEW LINES, PARAGRAPHS, ERRR MAYBE EVEN A PAGE OR TWO OF THE LAST CHAPTERS WHEN I STARTED READING OF A 20FT TALL, SPLIT TONGUED, BEADY YELLOW EYED SLITHERY SPAWN OF SATAN ANIMAL. I AM FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT I WILL BE AWAKE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 3 HOURS DESPERATELY TRYING TO CALM MY MIND FROM BELIEVING SNAKES CAN UNLATCH WINDOW LOCKS AND STRANGLE ME IN MY SLEEP. AND TO AID IN THIS RECOVERY OF MY MIND, LET'S SWITCH TOPICS. HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT HOW UTTERLY EPIC GOD IS. I HAVE BEEN TITHING REGULARLY FOR THE PAST MONTH OR SO AND HAVE I EVER SEEN BLESSINGS POUR IN. I HAVE GROWN SO MUCH IN WHO I AM. WHO I WAS CREATED TO BE. GOD HAS WEEDED OUT SO MANY CHARACTER FLAWS THAT WERE POINTED OUT TO ME BY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT I REFUSED TO BELIEVE I HAD. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT GOD HAS BEEN PROVIDING FINANCIALLY LIKE CRAZY. MY CAR BROKE DOWN, AND I HAD MONEY TO REPAIR IT. I WAS SICK FOR OVER A WEEK AND A HALF, AND ALL OF MY BILLS WILL BE PAID ON TIME, AND I HAVE BEEN MAKING EXTRA MONEY TO GO TO CEDAR POINT FOR HALLOWEEKENDS WITH AN AMAZING GROUP OF FRIENDS FROM THREE DIFFERENT STATES. I KNOW IT SEEMS DIFFICULT TO TITHE, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, GOD IS THE BEST FLIPPIN BANKER IN THE WHOLE TOOTIN WORLD. THE END.