FIRST - I ENCOURAGE SPORADIC BURSTS OF DANCING, AND IF I WERE NOT IN A VERY PUBLIC, SERIOUS TONED ENVIRONMENT AT THE MOMENT, I WOULD TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO. SPECIFICALLY TO TRAVIE MCCOY'S NEED YOU.
TODAY MARKED MY FIRST DAY AT THE BONE CRACKER JOB. LOVED IT. AS FAR AS TASKS ARE CONCERNED COMPARED TO MY PREVIOUS JOB, IT IS COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. I WOULD LIKE TO STATE, FIRST AND FOREMOST, THE MAIN DIFFERENCE IS WAKING UP AT 5:45 AM. YES. DID YOU JUST HEAR A ROOSTER CROW? PRETTY SURE I DID. PRETTY SURE I AM ALSO GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES OF THE EVIL BIRD WAKING ME UP REPETITIVELY THE REST OF MY LIFE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS NEW SCHEDULE IS NOT IDEALISTIC, BUT I WILL OVERCOME. TO THE MATTRESSES! THE REST OF MY DUTIES ARE QUITE ENJOYABLE. I LOVE THE INTERACTION WITH PATIENTS, FINALLY HAVING AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE I CAN POUR INTO LIVES ON A REGULAR BASIS. FORMING RELATIONSHIPS. PRAYER HUDDLES - ALSO A PLUS. I CAN'T FATHOM WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I ROLLED IN THE TACO AND ASKED EVERYONE TO JOIN ME IN PRAYER BEFORE THE SHIFT BEGAN. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW THAT STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE THEY HUNG THIS GUY JESUS ON THE CROSS.... EXACTLY. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I ALSO RECEIVE FREE CHIROPRACTIC CARE? PLEASE LET ME SING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS OF EVERY BUILDING IN NASHVILLE. HECK, I WOULD YODEL IT #REBECCAJOHNSON.
NEW SUBJECT - EDITH THE COUGAR
HAPPILY UNITED AFTER THE NEVER ENDING ROAD TRIP TO JACKSON, TENNESSEE. WELL ACQUAINTED DURING THE THREE HOUR ROAD TRIP BACK TO MURFREESBORO, THEN THE THIRTY MINUTE ROAD TRIP TO SPRING HILL, AAAAAAND THE TWENTY MINUTE ROAD TRIP TO BRENTWOOD. I HAVE GROWN TO LOVE HER, SHOWING HER SAID EMOTIONS BY PURCHASING HER LUXURIOUS INTERIOR SOME FRESH LAUNDRY SCENTED PERFUME. TODAY, THOUGH, OH TODAY. EDITH BROKE MY HEART. SHE REVOLTED AGAINST THE EVER SO IMPORTANT EMISSIONS TEST. AS A RESULT OF HER REBELLION, I AM ONCE AGAIN IN PANIC MODE. FAILED EMISSIONS EQUALS ZERO LICENSE PLATE AND TAGS , AND ZERO AUTOMOBILE. WELL. TECHNICALLY. AM I STILL DRIVING THE CAR UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH THE REPAIRS WILL COST? YES. SHOULD I BE DOING THIS? ABSOLUTELY NOT. LIVIN LIFE BIG BABY. CALL ME THE MINI LAS VEGAS. I AM TRYING TO REMAIN GLUED TOGETHER. TRUSTING THE LORD WILL, ONCE AGAIN (HA) PROVIDE A WAY. BUT LET ME FREAKIN TELL YOU, HAVING CARS PLACED IN MY HAND AND CONTINUOUSLY RIPPED AWAY IS LIKE LANCE BASS JOINING THE HOT BOY BAND BACKSTREET BOYS AND THEN COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET. YEAH.
WELCOME TO MY LIFE.
A NEVER ENDING ROLLER COASTER.
AND NOT THE FUN KIND - MORESO LIKE
THE MAGNUM.
