Pick Up Lines

I am a pretty corny person. I love goofy humor, and quick wit, and I truly do love pick up lines, but only when used by a close friend as a joke, or by someone I romantically like, and know they like me back. So for todays short short blog, I will share just a few of the unique pick up lines used on me, by people who got no where with me....

A.) man: what do you want to drink

me: the drink that is in front of me

man: (to the server) put her drink on my tab

me: errrm thank you! well, hi I am Hali

man: Eric, cowboy protection

me: okay, bye

B.) man: you should sing Beyonce's Irreplaceable, because that's what you are

C.) man: I think we should take our relationship to the next level so I can do to you the things I want to do

me: I suddenly have a boyfriend

D.) man: if I weren't married I would tap that