I am not sure how bizarre the average American's thoughts are, but I do know that mine have a tendency to take a dive off the deep end. Somehow things in my brain connect very awkwardly to other thoughts. Like a joint that is disfigured. And, for your pleasure, and so that you may use muscles in your face you never even knew you had from strange looks you are about to give your computer screen, I will share with you a few of them.
1. wouldn't it be great to hop on the magic school bus and take a trip into the brain of a fish and truly see the thoughts they have
2. john mayer probably has lots of very strange kinky sex
3. how on earth does a remote somehow control a tv without being connected, and how come i don't get affected by these crazy radio waves from standing in front of a remote in action
4. we are technically walking in the sky every day
