I still enjoy playing MASH just as much now as when I was 12.
My desire to never birth a child is changing, yet my desire for an immense amount of drugs, if the scenario were to ever occur, is rising.
I am completely incapable of doing a body roll.
I am completely capable of shaving off my thumbprint.
The only thing that has ever stood in between my friendship with Sarah Parish is Lil Wayne.
If someone bought my ticket, I would attend a Justin Bieber concert, decked out in groupie gear.
Due to the mentorship of Chris Brown and Usher, Justin Bieber will probably pull a reverse Michael Jackson and turn black by the time he is 23.
I look absolutely grotesque when I yawn.
I don't like the taste of Jack Daniels, at all.
I still cry when I watch Lassie.
I cannot wear lipstick without at least 3 articles of clothing getting stained within 10 minutes.
I have a strange passion to witness a sumo wrestling match.
