I AM CURRENTLY IN A THREE PERSON PACKED FORD FOCUS. MY BUTT HAS OFFICIALLY LOST ALL FEELING, AND I AM ON THE VERGE OF AN ENERGY OUTBURST, WITHIN MY MINIMAL FRONT SEAT SPACE. PRAISE TO THE GOD I SERVE, THAT WE HAVE ONLY 2 HOURS AND 35 MINUTES REMAINING FOR THIS JOURNEY TO THE MITTEN, TO THE LAND OF EMINEM, AND THE LAND OF TIM ALLEN. MIGHT I ALSO EXPRESS HOW PROFOUNDLY JOYOUS I AM THAT I HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL SARAH PARISH BY MY SIDE, TO EXPERIENCE MY ANUAL TRIP TO THE NORTH! WITH HER I FEEL NO SHAME BELTING OUT BSB AND JORDAN KNIGHT. WITH HER I DON’T GET JUDGED FOR LITERALLY ANALYZING AND CORRELATING EVERY MUSICAL NOTE OF EVERY JOHN MAYER SONG TO HIS LYRICS, AND THEN TO MY LIFE EXPERIENCES. OUT OF RESPECT, I LIMITED MY SPEECHES, IN TOTAL, TO NO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES. NOW, IF BECCA WAS HERE, WE COULD GO FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. PERSONAL AD POSSIBILITY FOR THE ENERGIZER BUNNY? I THINK SO. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY THAT MY MOM IS A TROOPER. NOT ONLY HAVE WE INTRODUCED HER TO AZIZ AND JIMMY, WE HAVE ALSO INTRODUCED HER TO DANE COOK AND JAY-Z. I AM SURE SHE IS RELIEVED THAT OUR FINAL DESTINATION IS A HOUSEHOLD STOCKED WITH CLASSICAL MUSICIANS WITH DRY HUMOR. I AM ABSOLUTELY AMAZED AT HOW WONDERFUL THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS TURNED OUT THUS FAR. IT IS NO DOUBT THAT THE LAST FEW YEARS HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN ROCKY, FIGURING OUT NEW TRADITIONS WITH A SEPARATED FAMILY. THIS YEAR THOUGH, MY HEART HAS BEEN FILLED TO THE UTMOST WITH JOY AND THANKFULNESS. I TRULY DESPISE LINGERING ON HURT, UNLESS SOMEONE OFFENDS JIMMY, JOHN, AZIZ, OR MAX THAT IS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I VOWED TO PUSH PAST MY LOSSES AND ACCEPT AND LOVE ON WHAT I AM BLESSED WITH, AND HOLY MOLY ROLLY POLY, WHAT A SPECTACULAR FEELING! I TRULY I AM BLESSED. I AM BUBBLING UP FROM WITHIN TO SEE THE REST OF MY FAMILY THIS WEEK. TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. AND TO SEE MY LITTLE SISTER ANGELA, AND TACKLE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WITH THE ULTIMATE BEAR HUG THAT DWIGHT SCHRUTE WOULD BE NOTHING LESS THAN PROUD OF. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO STATE THAT AT THIS MOMENT I AM PASSING A TRUCK WITH A MICHIGAN WOLVERINES BUMPER STICKER.... AND THAT I AM DRIVING WHILE DOCUMENTING ALL OF THIS ( LONG PAUSE ) JUUUUUUST KIDDING! OH IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN TO BE NEARING THE HOMEFRONT! MUCH LOVE TO EVERYONE.... EVERYONE THAT LOVES JIMMY, JOHN, AZIZ, AND MAX THAT IS. ONLY THOSE WHO DO.
