HOW COULD IT BE ANYTHING LESS WHEN THERE ARE 24 JIMMIES CUT OUT AND STUCK INTO CUPCAKES. WHEN THE TV IS WRAPPED IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SURPRISE YOU GET TO PEE WITH 10 JIMMIES TO YOUR LEFT, RIGHT, AND ON THE TOILET SEAT ITSELF. WHEN THE REFRIGERATOR IS COVERED IN JIMMIES AND THANK YOU NOTES. WHEN THE COOKIE CAKE IS A GIANT ENVELOPE AND THANK YOU NOTE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHEN THE MAILBOX IS MIRACULOUSLY TURNED INTO A PINATA WITH A GIANT JIMMIE ON IT.... BUT GET THIS - THAT'S NOT IT (DRUM ROLL) THE GUEST OF HONOR, CHRIS CAMPBELL, IN ALL HIS GQ SMOOTH SWAGNESS, LITERALLY MIXED US A JIMMY FALLON SONG... WITH AUDIO FROM OUR FAVORITE LNWJF CLIP. LET'S BE HONEST HERE, AND GO AHEAD AND STATE THAT HEAVEN WAS LITERALLY ON EARTH SATURDAY THE 17TH.
CAN WE BE VULNERABLE NOW? I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS THE PERFECT SITUATION OF A BOYFRIEND. PRETTY MUCH THE SWEETEST GUY ON THE PLANET. RIDICULOUSLY THOUGHTFUL. ALWAYS TELLS HER HOW BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING SHE IS. HOW LUCKY HE IS. LEAVES HER POST IT NOTES RUNNING UP THE STAIRWAY WITH ALL OF THE QUALITIES HE ADMIRES ABOUT HER. COME ON NOW. (LOOKS UP TO HEAVEN) PRETTY SURE I WOULD BE 100% OKAY WITH ALL THOSE SCENARIOS. PATIENTLY I AWAIT THOUGH. SETTLING IS NO LONGER IN MY VOCABULARY. I AM PRETTY STRONG ABOUT STAYING ON TRACK. REMAINING PURE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. I TRULY WANT TO GIVE MY HUSBAND THE BEST OF ME. I KNOW GOD'S GOT A GOOD ONE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. UNTIL THEN, I WILL REMAIN FAITHFUL AND WAIT TO BE PURSUED, AND I WILL USE BECCA AS MY PARTNER, FOR EVERY SOCIAL EVENT.
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I HAVE THE BEST NEIGHBOR IN THE WORLD.
8 LBS OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, FUDGE, AND BROWNIES.
GUESS WHO'S GETTING A CUSTOM MUG YALL.....
