MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO HAVE MY 5 YEAR OLD BROTHER CONVINCED THAT HE ABSOLUTELY MUST GET A TATTOO BY THE AGE OF 18. SO FAR THIS SEEMS TO BE IN MY FAVOR. AFTER MAKING THE TREK TO SPRING HILL YESTERDAY MORNING TO SURPRISE MATTHEW, HE CAME RUNNING OUT THE DOOR WITH A GINORMOUS TEMPORARY TATTOO OF A FROG ON HIS CHEEK. I AM CONSISTENTLY REMINDED OF HIS MEANING IN MY LIFE.
ONTO THE MIRACULOUS:
SHUT EYE HAPPENED BEFORE 3AM YESTERDAY. MATTER O FACT IT OCCURRED AT 9:45 PM. DEBATING AN INVESTIGATION ON THE POSSIBILITY OF MY BEING DRUGGED. I HAVE NOT FALLEN A SLEEP THAT EARLY IN OVER A YEAR. GUARANTEED. IF MORE UN-HALI-LIKE SCENARIOS CONTINUE TO PLAY OUT IN MY LIFE, I WILL BE SEEN WEARING A SPARKLY PURPLE TOP, STILETTOS, AND FAKE DIAMOND JEWELRY THAT OVERTAKES MY ENTIRE BODY. LORD HELP US ALL.
CURRENT EVENTS:
IN THE PRESENCE OF MANY CAFFEINE ADDICTS. IN THE PRESENCE OF MANY LAPTOPS. ALSO IN THE PRESENCE OF MANY MALE STARBUCKS CUSTOMERS ATTEMPTING TO WOO THE BEAUTIFUL BARISTA BEHIND THE COUNTER. AMIDST ALL OF THIS JUMBLE, I HAVE JUST PURCHASED MY CEDAR POINT TICKET. CHILLS OVER TOOK MY SKIN AS I CLICKED "COMPLETE ORDER". PROBABLY THE SMARTEST DECISION OF MY LIFE. GOD HAS BLESSED ME RIDICULOUSLY THIS YEAR. NOT ONLY DID I JOURNEY ON THE MAGICAL (NOTE: THIS IS A KEY WORD FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THE SENTENCE) ROAD TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD FOR MY BIRTHDAY, WITH MY BEST FRIEND, BUT I ALSO WENT TO SIX FLAGS ATLANTA WITH MY MOTHER, AND NOW TO CEDAR POINT FOR THE SECOND TIME WITH A GROUP OF COASTER ENTHUSIAST FRIENDS. COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER? YES IT COULD. JOHN MAYER COULD BE SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE DRAGSTER. FRONT ROW. WITH REBECCA JOHNSON AND JIMMY FALLON IN THE SEATS NEXT TO US.
ON THAT LUSTFUL
ENTIRELY HOPEFUL
NOT FULLY IMPOSSIBLE
TRAIN OF THOUGHT
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