It's better to hang out with
people better than you.
pick out associates whose
behavior is better than
yours and you'll drift in
that direction.-WARREN BUFFETT
WITH THAT BEING SAID, I HAVE CHOSEN TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH REBECCA JOHNSON. UPON FIRST ACQUAINTING MYSELF WITH HER, I COULD LOOK INTO MY MIRROR OF LIFE, AND STILL SEE ONLY MYSELF. YET AS OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS RIDEN THE ELEVATOR A FEW FLOORS, MY AWARENESS TO SELF-CHANGE HAS ALSO RISEN. PROOF CAN BE FOUND BY GLANCING AT MY COMPUTER'S SEARCH HISTORY. I HAVE BECOME, WHAT SOME MIGHT SAY, A STALKER. I PREFER TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF MORESO TO SHERLOCK HOLMES. TO EXPLAIN MYSELF FURTHER I NOW INTRODUCE YOU TO MAX ROGERS:
FOR A SOLID MONTH AND A HALF I HAVE BEEN NOTHING LESS THAN MADLY IN LOVE WITH A MAN I SAW IN A TOMMY HILFIGER AD. MY EYES WERE FIRST LAIN UPON HIS LOCKS OF CURLS WHEN I WAS SIFTING THROUGH THE PAGES OF A MAGAZINE, NON-CHALANTLY AT WORK. I AM HIGHLY CONFIDENT IF ANY OF MY CO-WORKERS WERE QUESTIONED ABOUT MY FEELINGS FOR THIS MAN, THEY WOULD ALL TESTIFY THAT I SHOWED HIS PICTURE TO THE WHOLE RESTAURANT. LEAVING NOT ONE PERSON UNINFORMED. WEEKS LATER, WHILE CURLED UP ON A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE'S BED, MY HEARD SKIPPED A BEAT AS I OPENED A MISCELLANEOUS MAGAZINE TO THE FACE OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND. EFFORTLESSLY I TORE OUT THE PAGES WITH HIS MUG , AND HAVE KEPT THEM TUCKED UNDER MY PILLOW EVER SINCE. TODAY, WITH AMBITION VESTED IN ME BY THE POWER OF REBECCA JOHNSON, I TOOK ACTION. AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, MY LAPTOP'S HISTORY CAN EASILY ATTEST TO THE EFFORT PUT INTO THE HUNT FOR MY MAN'S IDENTITY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE HUNT WAS A SUCCESS. "MAX WAS BORN IN THE UK. HE GAMERED ATTENTION WHEN HE GRACED THE COVER OF GQ STYLE SPRING/SUMMER 2008 NUDE. HE BECAME THE FACE OF D&G SOON AFTER AND APPEARED ON THE COVER OF VOGUE ITALIA, SHOT BY STEVEN MEISEL. MAX HAS ALSO STARRED IN CAMPAIGNS FOR GLEVES & HAWKES AND TOMMY HILFIGER. HE IS BEST KNOWN FOR HIS LONG CURLY HAIR..." EVEN THOUGH I HAVE DISCOVERED SUCH WONDERFUL FACTS, MOST IMPORTANTLY THE NAME, OF THE MAN BEHIND THE TENDRILS OF SPECTACULARNESS, MY MISSION IS NOT YET OVER. I AM TAKING A STAND WITH THE FEW AND THE FEARLESS. PERSONAL FACEBOOK PAGE. ONLY THEN I COULD FORM A MORE DEFINITIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH MAX. IMPOSSIBLE? SOME WOULD SAY SO, BUT AS REBECCA JOHNSON WOULD SAY, "IT'S JUST FINE, Y'ALL - EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE..."
PS.
BLOGGING WAS PERIODICALLY INTERRUPTED BY MY BEST
FRIEND CALLING TO SING ME DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
