LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
THE TITLE OF A SPECTACULAR MOVIE AND THE THEME TO MY DAY. SET BEFORE ME, AT A SLIGHT DISTANCE, IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN. AND ANOTHER JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR. GOD BLESS STARBUCKS. THOUGH AS I OBSERVE MY EMOTIONS AND THOUGHTS WHILE TAKING IN THE FINE STRUCTURE OF THESE GIFTS FROM THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS, I CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK TO THE BOOK AT MY RIGHT HAND. TITLE? THE PASSION TRAP. I AM COMPLETELY ENVELOPED IN EVERY WORD PRINTED SO NEATLY ON IT'S PAGES. NOT ONLY HAS A LIGHT BEEN METICULOUSLY CENTERED ON ATTRIBUTES THAT I SOLITARILY HOLD, BUT IT HAS ALSO DEFINED, SO PERFECTLY, THE HIGHS AND LOWS, NOOKS AND CRANNIES, OF MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS. NOT ONLY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, BUT ALSO FRIENDSHIPS. THOUGH SOME OF THE RELATIONSHIP EXAMPLES USED IN THE BOOK ARE NOT FULLY COMPARABLE TO MY BELIEFS, MOST OF THE STORIES ARE DEAD ON. I HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH, SITTING AT A TABLE BY MYSELF IN A CROWDED COFFEE SHOP, WITH THIS BRIGHT BOOK CLASPED IN MY HANDS, WITH THE TITLE IT OWNS, IS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST MAGNETIC FORCE FOR THE MALES IN MY VICINITY. NOT THAT I GET MUCH ATTENTION BESIDES CREEPY RESPONSES TO MY SOLE MISSED-CONNECTION POSTED A MONTH AGO. BACK TO THE THEME OF MY DAY- A JUSTIN GUARINI LOOK A LIKE JUST ENTERED THE DOOR, JOHN MAYER IS SEDUCING ME VIA PANDORA, AND I HAVE THE AFTERNOON OFF OF WORK. I HAVE CHOSEN TO SWADDLE MYSELF IN THE MOST UNFLATTERING/MOST COMFORTABLE SWEATER I OWN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. EMBRACING EVERY EXTRA BULGE IT ADDS TO MY ABDOMEN. 100% WORTH THE SEVEN DOLLARS I DISHED OUT FOR IT'S COMPANIONSHIP. SPEAKING OF COMPANIONSHIP: EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM HAS BEEN GETTING ENGAGED/MARRIED FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? PRETTY SURE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO THINK THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS. GOTTA GET THOSE HONEYMOON MIXES AND VICTORIAS SECRET COUPONS INTO ACTION, YALL. WHILE I AM SITTING BY MYSELF OBSERVING THE MIRACLES AND MISTAKES OF LOVE, BECCA, MYSELF IN ANOTHER BODY, IS IN GEORGIA REELING IN THE BRUTES FOR US. I REALLY COULDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO LIST ALL OF THE INNUENDOES THAT HAVE ALREADY TAKEN PLACE VIA TEXT IN THE PAST 5 MINUTES DUE TO HER SCAVENGER SKILLS, BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH ONE WORD: PEACOCK. TO END ON A CLASSY NOTE: THE NASHVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA'S CONDUCTOR, Giancarlo Guerrero, JUST SAT NEXT TO ME. IS IT STRANGE THAT I KNOW WHO HE IS? DONEZIES.
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