I would like to start this post by saying that I am listening to Justin Bieber through my head phones at a local coffee shop, and I feel like all of the hipsters in here know it, and I am fearful.
Onward.
But - the facial hair here is of much higher quality than East Nashville - sorry kids.
I would also like to state that upon my arrival into the beautiful state of Oregon, I personally smelled 1000x better than when I arrived back into the U.S. from Israel.
Within two days I not only got pulled over and ticketed $160 - and dropped my phone in the Pacific Ocean.
To balance those negative things with a few positives: I got a free boat ride to witness Sea Lions up close, basically walked through the entire set of The Goonies, bought 18 doughnuts, got an oil change for only $20, and got told that I don't sound like I am from the south by four different people.
I realize this is a ridiculously short blog post, but I need to continue getting arthritis by applying for jobs.
I am blessed.
